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<p>[QUOTE="jon67, post: 375449, member: 11159"]<b>Tree Hugger</b> </p><p> </p><p>A lady from <span style="color: blue"><font face="arial"><font face="arial">New </font></font></span><font face="arial"><font face="arial">York</font></font> State, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-hunter, purchased a piece of <span style="color: blue"><font face="arial"><font face="arial">timberland</font></font></span>. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of the natural splendor of her purchase so she started to climb the big <span style="color: blue"><font face="arial"><font face="arial">tree</font></font></span>. As she neared the top, she encountered a Bald Eagle that attacked her. In her haste to <span style="color: blue"><font face="arial"><font face="arial">escape</font></font></span>, the lady slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest country doctor. She told him what an environmentalist and anti-hunter she was and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry lady demanded, What took you so long? He smiled and then told her, Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the U.S. Forest Service, the <span style="color: blue"><font face="arial"><font face="arial">Bureau </font></font></span><font face="arial"><font face="arial">of </font><font face="arial">Land </font><font face="arial">Management</font></font>, NYS Department of Environmental Conservation, and the Adirondack Park Agency before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. Im sorry, but they all turned me down.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>
[QUOTE="jon67, post: 375449, member: 11159"][B]Tree Hugger[/B] A lady from [COLOR=blue][FONT=arial][FONT=arial]New [/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=arial][FONT=arial]York[/FONT][/FONT] State, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-hunter, purchased a piece of [COLOR=blue][FONT=arial][FONT=arial]timberland[/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR]. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of the natural splendor of her purchase so she started to climb the big [COLOR=blue][FONT=arial][FONT=arial]tree[/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR]. As she neared the top, she encountered a Bald Eagle that attacked her. In her haste to [COLOR=blue][FONT=arial][FONT=arial]escape[/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR], the lady slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest country doctor. She told him what an environmentalist and anti-hunter she was and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry lady demanded, What took you so long? He smiled and then told her, Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the U.S. Forest Service, the [COLOR=blue][FONT=arial][FONT=arial]Bureau [/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=arial][FONT=arial]of [/FONT][FONT=arial]Land [/FONT][FONT=arial]Management[/FONT][/FONT], NYS Department of Environmental Conservation, and the Adirondack Park Agency before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. Im sorry, but they all turned me down.[/QUOTE]
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