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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;jon67, post: 375446, member: 11159&quot;]The Magician and the Parrot <img src="http://jokes.comedycentral.com/images/v2/pix_clear.gif" class="bbCodeImage wysiwygImage" alt="" unselectable="on" /> There was magician on a cruise ship, and he was really good.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>He was performing the highlight of his show when a parrot walked onstage and squawked, &#039;&#039;It&#039;s in his sleeve!&#039;&#039; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The magician chased the bird away.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The next day the magician was performing his highlight again (in front of a smaller audience) when the parrot walked onstage and declared, &#039;&#039;It&#039;s in his pocket!&#039;&#039;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The next day, as he was performing the highlight, he saw the parrot in the crowd. But before the parrot could ruin the magic trick, the boat crashed into a rock and sank.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The magician was lucky enough to find a board to hang on to. On the other end of the board was the parrot. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>They stared at each other for three full days, neither of them saying anything, when the parrot said i still cant figure out where you hid the ship.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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