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<p>[QUOTE="konabear, post: 375409, member: 12165"]<font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">A Blonde's Year in Review </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"> </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">January </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"> </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">February </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!! </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"> </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">March </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said '2-4 years!' </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"> </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">April</font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"> Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!! </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"> </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">May </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">water won't fit into those little packets!!! </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"> </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">June</font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"> Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope. </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"> </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">July </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other</font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"> swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"> </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">August </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open. </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"> </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">September </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it??? </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"> </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">October</font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"> Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"> </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">November </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"> </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">December </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">Couldn't call 911 . 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!</font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"> </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"> </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"> </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"> </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive</font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the</font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">mailbox. </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"> </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the</font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">house. </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"> </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail</font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the</font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">house she went. </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"><br /></font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out</font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed</font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">harder than ever . </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"><br /></font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?'</font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"><br /></font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"> </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">To which she replied, 'There certainly is!' </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"> </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"> </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"> </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">(Are you ready? This is a beauty...)</font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"> </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"> </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"> </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"> </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"> </font></font></font></p><p><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">'My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!' </font></font></font></p><p>[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>
[QUOTE="konabear, post: 375409, member: 12165"][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma]A Blonde's Year in Review January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!! March Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said '2-4 years!' April Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!! May Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope. July Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open. September The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it??? October Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. November Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! December Couldn't call 911 . 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!! THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever . Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?' To which she replied, 'There certainly is!' (Are you ready? This is a beauty...) 'My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!' [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT][/QUOTE]
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