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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;GDJMSP, post: 375364, member: 112&quot;]When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, &#039;I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.&#039;</p><p><br /></p><p>I said, &#039;Well, then why are you crying?&#039; She said, &#039;He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon. </p><p><br /></p><p>I said, &#039;Well, why are you crying?&#039; She said, &#039;For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m. &#039; I said, &#039;Well, why in the world would you be crying?&#039; She said, &#039;I can&#039;t remember where I live!&#039;[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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