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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;Hookman, post: 4058917, member: 99642&quot;]Yes, I did misunderstand. I thought it was actually your coins.</p><p><br /></p><p>&quot; But Hey, How about that Meow the Kitty? Isn&#039;t he the &#039;Cat&#039;s Meow&#039;? </p><p>You know he just ran down from Philly. </p><p>Man, are his paws tired.</p><p>Meow tried to enter the Kentucky Derby, but instead, </p><p>he got scratched.</p><p>Meow got a job last week, but he had to quit because he couldn&#039;t save any money. They paid him with mice.</p><p>Meow went to work for the Police Department but that didn&#039;t last long. </p><p>When the Chief told him he needed to make a collar, Meow said &quot;Here&quot; and gave the Chief his.</p><p>They transferred Meow to the Vice Squad but that didn&#039;t work out either. </p><p>They caught Meow in his squad car, snorting Catnip.</p><p>Meow went to work on a farm, but the farmer had to let him go. </p><p>Meow wouldn&#039;t leave the milk cows alone.</p><p>Meow tried the Security Guard business. His boss searched for him at the bank he was supposed to be guarding, but he found him taking a cat-nap.</p><p><br /></p><p>Thank you Ladies and Gentlemen. That&#039;s all for now. Be sure to catch Meow the Kitty next week at the Feline Playhouse where he will be starring in his own adaptation of &#039;Puss n&#039; Boots&#039;&nbsp; &quot;[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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