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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;eddiespin, post: 3559871, member: 4920&quot;]Reminds me of the one about 72-year-old guy who had to get a new doctor because his doctor was retiring. After a series of tests to assess the old guy&#039;s condition, the new doctor comments, &quot;Well, looks like you&#039;re in reasonably good health for your age.&quot; A little curious at that comment, the old guy asks, &quot;Doctor, am I going to live to 90?&quot;</p><p><br /></p><p>The new doctor thinks a little, then says, &quot;Well, let me see. Do you smoke, drink alcohol, do illicit drugs?&quot; The old guy answers, &quot;Nope, never touch them.&quot;</p><p><br /></p><p>The new doctor asks, &quot;Do you eat hamburgers, ribeye steaks, bbq ribs?&quot; The old guy answers, &quot;Nope, my former doctor told me all red meat is very bad for my health.&quot;</p><p><br /></p><p>The new doctor asks, &quot;Do you get outdoors much, bike, jog, golf, swim, play sports?&quot; The old guy answers, &quot;Nope, not much.&quot;</p><p><br /></p><p>The new doctor asks, &quot;Do you gamble, like fast cars, fast women, have a lot of sex?&quot; The old guy answers, &quot;Nope, not at all.&quot;</p><p><br /></p><p>The new doctor replies, &quot;Then why the hell do you want to live to 90?&quot;[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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