Long necks are funny, but the tiny arms Constantine-era coinage is even more hilarious. The emperors look like T-rexes.
These aren't as disproportionate as Aurelian, but still not quite rat (pardon my Southern accent). two from Gallienus and three from Diocletian
Aurelian, AD 279-275. Roman billon antoninianus, 3.61 gm, 20.6 mm. Obv: IMP AVRELIANVS AVG, radiate, cuirassed bust, r. Rev: FORTVNA REDVX, Fortuna seated l., holding rudder and cornucopiae, wheel under seat; S in exergue. Refs: RIC 128; MER/RIC 1466; CBN 452; Sear 11539; MIR 16, Hunter p. cx.
(Long-Neck Budweiser version) RI Aurelian 270-275 CE AE Ant Concordia-Milit I just always thought the concept of the long neck making them bigger-than-life rulers was conceited, and just plain stupid. Gimme the bull-neck of the no-nonsense Vespasian ANY DAY!