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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;lordmarcovan, post: 2827615, member: 10461&quot;]<font size="4">Before 7:00 AM, I am &quot;in charge&quot; of the entire hotel because </font><strike><font size="4">I&#039;m really awesome</font></strike><font size="3"> the only employee in the joint besides the breakfast lady.</font></p><p><font size="4"><br /></font></p><p><font size="4">As &quot;De Facto Manager on Duty&quot;, I am vested with the authority to perform periodic, unannounced &quot;Bacon Quality Control Checks&quot; (BQCC&#039;s) to ensure our guests are being served only the absolute <i>finest</i> quality bacon.</font></p><p><font size="4"><br /></font></p><p><font size="4">I always make sure to inform the breakfast lady that I am exercising this authority.</font></p><p><font size="4"><br /></font></p><p><font size="4">And <i>she</i> always makes sure to <strike>look duly impressed</strike> </font><font size="3">roll her eyes.</font>[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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