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<p>[QUOTE="cherylkubucko, post: 390582, member: 9624"]I don't know if this is over but try this.</p><p>"You Can't Read This & Stay In A Bad Mood"</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><font face="Kristen ITC"><font size="6"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><font face="Kristen ITC">1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial">Unique Up On It.</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font></p><p><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font><font face="Kristen ITC"><font size="6"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><font face="Kristen ITC">2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit<font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial">Tame Way</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial">.</font></span></span></font></font></font></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font></p><p><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font><font face="Kristen ITC"><font size="6"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><font face="Kristen ITC">3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The</font></span></span></font></font> <font face="Kristen ITC"><font size="6"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><font face="Kristen ITC">Forest</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Kristen ITC"><font size="6"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><font face="Kristen ITC">?</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial">They Take The Psycho Path</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font></p><p><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font><font face="Kristen ITC"><font size="6"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><font face="Kristen ITC">4. How Do You Get Holy Water?</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial">You Boil The Hell Out Of It</font></span></span></font></font> <font face="Arial"><font size="4"><span style="color: teal"><span style="color: teal"><font face="Arial">(I love that one!</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="4"><span style="color: teal"><span style="color: teal"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font></p><p><font face="Arial"><font size="4"><span style="color: teal"><span style="color: teal"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font><font face="Kristen ITC"><font size="6"><span style="color: black">5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?</span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial">Dam!</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font></p><p><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font><font face="Kristen ITC"><font size="6"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><font face="Kristen ITC">6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial">Polaroid's</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font></p><p><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font><font face="Kristen ITC"><font size="6"><span style="color: black">7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?</span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial">A Stick</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font></p><p><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font><font face="Kristen ITC"><font size="6"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><font face="Kristen ITC">8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial">Nacho Cheese.</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font></p><p><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font><font face="Kristen ITC"><font size="6"><span style="color: black">9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?</span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial">Subordinate Clauses.</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font></p><p><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font>[FONT=Kristen</p><p> ITC]<font size="6"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><font face="Kristen ITC">10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?</font></span></span></font>[/FONT]<font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial">Quattro</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b> </b></font></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial">Sinko </font></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font></p><p><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font><font face="Kristen ITC"><font size="6"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><font face="Kristen ITC">11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial">Spoiled Milk.</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font></p><p><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font><font face="Kristen ITC"><font size="6"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><font face="Kristen ITC">12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?</font></span></span></font></font></p><p><br /></p><p><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial">Frostbite.</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font></p><p><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font><font face="Kristen ITC"><font size="6"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><font face="Kristen ITC">13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?</font></span></span></font></font></p><p><br /></p><p><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial">A Nervous Wreck.</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font></p><p><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font><font face="Kristen ITC"><font size="6"><span style="color: black">14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?</span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial">Anyone Can Roast Beef.</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font></p><p><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font><font face="Kristen ITC"><font size="6"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><font face="Kristen ITC">15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial">Right Where You Left Him.</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font></p><p><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="6"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><font face="Arial">16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial">Because They Have Big Fingers</font></span></span></font></font> <font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><font face="Arial">.</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font></p><p><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font><font face="Kristen ITC"><font size="6"><span style="color: black">17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?</span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial">Because It Scares The Dog.</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font></p><p><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font>[FONT=Kristen</p><p> ITC]<font size="6"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><font face="Kristen ITC">18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?</font></span></span></font>[/FONT]<font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial">Sanka.</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font></p><p><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font><font face="Kristen ITC"><font size="6"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><font face="Kristen ITC">19. What Is The Difference Between a</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Kristen ITC"><font size="6"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><font face="Kristen ITC"><b> </b></font></span></span></font></font><font face="Kristen ITC"><font size="6"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><font face="Kristen ITC">Harley</font></span></span></font></font> <font face="Kristen ITC"><font size="6"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><font face="Kristen ITC">And a</font></span></span></font></font> <font face="Kristen ITC"><font size="6"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><font face="Kristen ITC">Hoover</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Kristen ITC"><font size="6"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><font face="Kristen ITC">?!</font></span></span></font></font> <font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial">The Location Of The Dirt Bag.</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font></p><p><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font><font face="Kristen ITC"><font size="6"><span style="color: black">20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?</span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial">Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font></p><p><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font><font face="Kristen ITC"><font size="6"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><font face="Kristen ITC">21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: red">A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack</span></font></font> <font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><font face="Arial">.</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font></p><p><font face="Arial"><font size="5"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><font face="Arial"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font><font face="Tahoma"><font size="6"><span style="color: black">22. How Are a</span></font></font> <font face="Kristen ITC"><font size="6"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><font face="Kristen ITC">Texas</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Kristen ITC"><font size="6"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><font face="Kristen ITC"> Tornado And a</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Kristen ITC"><font size="6"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><font face="Kristen ITC"><b> </b></font></span></span></font></font><font face="Kristen ITC"><font size="6"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><font face="Kristen ITC">Tennessee</font></span></span></font></font> <font face="Kristen ITC"><font size="6"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><font face="Kristen ITC">Divorce The Same?</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Kristen ITC"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Kristen ITC">Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer</font></span></span></font></font><font face="Kristen ITC"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Kristen ITC"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font></p><p><font face="Kristen ITC"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Kristen ITC"><b><br /></b></font></span></span></font></font></p><p><font face="Kristen ITC"><font size="5"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><font face="Kristen ITC"><b></b></font></span></span></font></font><i><i><font face="Kristen ITC"><font size="6"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><font face="Kristen ITC"><b>Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile.</b></font></span></span></font></font></i></i></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>
[QUOTE="cherylkubucko, post: 390582, member: 9624"]I don't know if this is over but try this. "You Can't Read This & Stay In A Bad Mood" [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Kristen ITC]1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]Unique Up On It.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Kristen ITC]2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit[FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]Tame Way[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial].[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Kristen ITC]3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Kristen ITC]Forest[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Kristen ITC]?[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]They Take The Psycho Path[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Kristen ITC]4. How Do You Get Holy Water?[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]You Boil The Hell Out Of It[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=teal][COLOR=teal][FONT=Arial](I love that one![/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=teal][COLOR=teal][FONT=Arial][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Kristen ITC][/FONT][/COLOR]5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]Dam![/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Kristen ITC]6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]Polaroid's[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Kristen ITC][/FONT][/COLOR]7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]A Stick[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Kristen ITC]8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]Nacho Cheese.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Kristen ITC][/FONT][/COLOR]9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]Subordinate Clauses.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Kristen ITC]10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]Quattro[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]Sinko [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Kristen ITC]11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]Spoiled Milk.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Kristen ITC]12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]Frostbite.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Kristen ITC]13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]A Nervous Wreck.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Kristen ITC][/FONT][/COLOR]14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]Anyone Can Roast Beef.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Kristen ITC]15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]Right Where You Left Him.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]Because They Have Big Fingers[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial].[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Kristen ITC][/FONT][/COLOR]17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]Because It Scares The Dog.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Kristen ITC]18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]Sanka.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Kristen ITC]19. 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Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Kristen ITC]21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red]A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial].[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/COLOR]22. 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