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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;R_rabbit, post: 3601364, member: 101793&quot;]<img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie1" alt=":)" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" /></p><p><br /></p><p>imho, here’s a great joke for ya!</p><p>It’s an old one and let me know if ya heard it before.</p><p><br /></p><p>So a “head “ rolled into the bar and asked the guy next to him to help him up onto the stool. Bartender sees the head and says “are you okay?”</p><p>He says to the bartender “ I have been a nothing but a head my whole life,and I have never drank ,can I have a drink? “.</p><p>The barkeep looks at him and says “sure why not “.</p><p>The Head takes a drink and out pops a neck and torso.</p><p>The bartender is astonished!</p><p>The head is in shock , says this has never happened before!</p><p>The guy beside him is in total surprise!</p><p>Can I have another drink! the head asks.</p><p>So the bartender pours him another shot and out pop two arms!</p><p>He says this is great! I can drink by myself now!</p><p>Can I have another!</p><p>So the bartender poured another!</p><p>And out pops his lower half and legs !</p><p>&nbsp;The Head is now a complete man and he is jumping for Joy!! Yehaw!</p><p><br /></p><p>He asks for another drink to celebrate his new found body and cheers with the small crowd that was gathering!</p><p><br /></p><p>All of a sudden, he keels over and dies.</p><p>The bartender looks over and says “ I guess he should have quit while he was a head “<img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie2" alt=";)" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" /></p><p><br /></p><p>[USER=44615]@paddyman98[/USER] , [USER=86437]@Fred Weinberg[/USER] , [USER=74863]@Collecting Nut[/USER]&nbsp; [USER=44633]@spirityoda[/USER] , [USER=24633]@cpm9ball[/USER] [USER=33176]@Kentucky[/USER] [USER=31533]@Kasia[/USER] , [USER=98768]@MeowtheKitty[/USER] ,[USER=77814]@Clawcoins[/USER] ,[USER=19250]@Paddy54[/USER] ,[USER=66]@Conder101[/USER]</p><p>[USER=59737]@Seattlite86[/USER][/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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