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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;eddiespin, post: 2160995, member: 4920&quot;]<img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie1" alt=":)" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" />...</p><p><br /></p><p>A 73 year old man decides to change to a new doctor. After two visits and exhaustive blood and urine tests, the doctor said he was doing “fairly well” for his age.</p><p><br /></p><p>A little concerned about that comment, he couldn&#039;t resist asking the doctor, “Do you think I&#039;ll live to be 90?”</p><p><br /></p><p>The doctor asked, “Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?” “Oh no,” he replied. “I&#039;m not doing drugs, either!”</p><p><br /></p><p>Then the doctor asked, “Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?” He said, “Not much. My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!”</p><p><br /></p><p>“Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?” “No, I don&#039;t,” he said.</p><p><br /></p><p>The doctor asked, &#039;Do you gamble, drive fast cars, chase women, have a lot of sex?” “No,” he said...</p><p><br /></p><p>The doctor looked at him and said, “Then why the hell do you want to live to 90?”[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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