How rich you'd be in Rome?

Would pay not to use the public toilet. Would get chrome rims for my chariot. Hire ex gladiator for body guard. Spend my money to get out of the city. Find a loose pagan girlfriend. Invent the Jockey short for under toga. Invent toilet paper and deodorant.

yeah and mouthwash…Those inventions should keep me wealthy and clean.

 

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