How about some coin puns?

With the holidays approaching, we have both stress and joy pulling at both ends. It is time we take the world a little less seriously so we can and enjoy the little things we all have in common - a passion for coin collecting!

Please do your best and come up with some clever coin puns and funnies! Here are three from me.

1. A good numismatist can come up with very coiny jokes.

2. The trouble with blanks and planchets is that you can't make heads nor tails of them.

3. It is OK with error collectors if a lady has been struck forcefully multiple times. (Or...It is fine to own a broad strike but not to strike your own broad.) #Himtoo

 

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*Groan*

 

Not sure if this is a pun but, a school yard favorite was...

Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get a quarterback.

There’s also a few not allowed this forum (Hint may or may not have something to do with SLQ.)

 

And That is the sign of great puns!

 

"What happened to the Native american on the penny and nickel? The same thing that happened to Native Americans in America."

I want to come up with a good pun but I keep changing my mind

All of my puns don't make any cents.

 

Don't nickel and dime me!

 

A penny for your thoughts.
Coin a phrase.
Not worth a plug nickel.
Drawn and quartered.
Give no quarter.
Dollars to donuts.
Bet your bottom dollar.

 

O-pun your coin album.

 

Coin collectng: The one industry where you are happy to hear something got diagnosed with MS

 

Why would Lincoln never go to jail?

Because he is in a Cent

 

My son swallowed some coins so we took him to the hospital...

When I asked how he was, the nurse said "no change yet."

 

I like s good joke but I can't handle this.

 

Should a bad pun come with a rim shot, or would that put you on edge?

I am clad I posted this!

 

What did the sailor say when he finally came across a coin shop selling nickels? Alloy There!

 

[QUOTE="JCro57.

Most coins are like women.

Very fine.[/QUOTE]

 

My friend told me he had the best quality coins.

But he didn't have Proof.

 

Son: "Mom can I get twenty bucks"
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money
Son: "Well isn't that what M.O.M stands for?"

 

Q: How much money does a skunk have?
A: One scent!
Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
A: I'm paw!

Q: Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?
A: They consider a million years ago to be Recent

Q: If marriage is grand what is divorce?
A: Ten grand!