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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;The Half Dime, post: 25256735, member: 153164&quot;]Here&#039;s some coin and token jokes to lighten up the day:</p><p><br /></p><p><i>Overheard in a basement some time:</i></p><p><i>&quot;So, which Liberty did you take to the prom?&quot;</i></p><p><i>&quot;Well, I took Walking Liberty. I couldn&#039;t quite get Seated Liberty to go.&quot;</i></p><p><i>&quot;Why wouldn&#039;t Seated Liberty want to go?&quot;</i></p><p><i>&quot;I can slip Walking Liberty a 5 and we&#039;re good to go. For Seated Liberty, I&#039;d have to give her a better quality flag for one hand and a shield for the other.&quot;</i></p><p><i>&quot;Oh, I see. Could it be because of afterwards as well?&quot;</i></p><p><i>&quot;Bingo.&quot;</i></p><p><i><br /></i></p><p>What would the 1909-S VDB penny and the 1916-D dime have to do to get married? <i>They&#039;d have to find the key to the date!</i></p><p><i><br /></i></p><p>What do sales tax tokens say before they take a picture?</p><p><i>Exonumia!</i></p><p>Exactly where do you draw the line between bullion buying and bullion investing?</p><p><i>Gimme a fiddy and I grow a bit witty.</i></p><p><i><br /></i></p><p>What happened to the half cent?</p><p><i>It was taken out by the dime. The dime took it out and said &quot;This worthless coin shall no longer be bigger than me!</i></p><p><i><br /></i></p><p>A quarter walks into a bank where an 1883 No Cents nickel is the teller. </p><p>Nickel: <i>&quot;How can I help you today?&quot;</i></p><p>Quarter: <i>&quot;I need some money for the vending machine. It keeps spitting me out.&quot;</i></p><p>Nickel: <i>&quot;Sorry, we don&#039;t sell change here.&quot;</i></p><p>Quarter: <i>&quot;But I thought you were a bank?&quot;</i></p><p>Nickel: <i>&quot;We are, but we don&#039;t have cents or sense. I&#039;ll show you my backside.&quot; </i>(shows backside)</p><p>Quarter: <i>&quot;Well, you haven&#039;t seen anything! You&#039;re worth nothing compared to me!&quot; </i>(shows his back)</p><p>Nickel: &quot;<i>Oh yeah? I happen to know you&#039;re worth the following: <b>Twenty. Five. Cents.</b>&quot; </i>(Quarter leaves)</p><p><br /></p><p>Why do coin collectors avoid alcohol?</p><p><i>Because they don&#039;t want to have <b>capped</b> out and <b>bust </b>more than zeros! Then they&#039;d have to pay either a <b>dime </b>or a <b>quarter </b>in the payphone and ask for at least a <b>half dollar </b>of bail money.</i></p><p>I think John Reich approves of this one.</p><p><br /></p><p>And finally, a farewell letter from a now sold 1893-S Morgan dollar:</p><p><i><br /></i></p><p><i>Dear Owner,</i></p><p><i>I know I was one of the most prized pieces of your coin collection, and just know that my toning wasn&#039;t caused by convection. I was considered by many as quite the share, though you may not understand why I&#039;m no longer there. Simply check your bank account for the money, and even happier might be your wife, the honey. I was a fool to mention the collector&#039;s convention in 2015, as I was almost sold for as much as gold. You said no, however, as selling me at that price would not happen, never. I was the finest of my kind, and somehow I never choked on the rinds. I thank you for somehow preserving me, as I was lucky to not get hit by lignum tee. Please know that I am in good hands, even better than in the key date band. I shall now join the 1901-S Barber Quarter and belong to a man named Porter. This is my final farewell, and please know that I will still be ringin&#039; the bell.</i></p><p><i><br /></i></p><p>What do you think about these? Are there any you know?[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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