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<p>[QUOTE="The Half Dime, post: 25277760, member: 153164"]I've recently come up with a sequel to my original coin joke thread. Here are some new ones:</p><p><br /></p><p><span style="color: #000000">Overheard in a coin club meeting:</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">"So, how'd your eyes suddenly turn green?"</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">"Well, I looked dead at this nickel graded as PR66, and it had the best green toning in the house. I bought it immediately and literally did not care about the price. It's all I could look at for the next 2 hours, and I called the doctor when my eyes turned green. He is also a coin club member, so he said to bring the coin in, and he told me that my eyes loved it so much that they replicated it."</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">"I guess the hue's on you!"</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">"Exacto. Except I'm now praying that I don't see a blue-toned coin."</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><br /></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><i>The coin referenced above is a current coin of mine, and I have no idea who on earth those 2 guys talking were. </i></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><br /></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">What makes the 1939-D nickels uncommon in gem grades but 1950-Ds common?</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><i>They previously fought over who would go in circulation, and the 1939-D ultimately lost.</i></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><br /></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><i>Okay, everyone, this is the real reason why Barber coinage started being made. It was because Liberty was tired of sitting in one spot and........... (drumroll)........... doing nothing!</i></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><br /></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">Overheard in a bar between people:</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">"Did you see the quarter that crossed the river?"</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">"What, you mean that one that traveled 70 miles yesterday?"</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">"Yeah, he was at a key date convention and he's getting away because he peed his edges."</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">"How could a coin pee its edges, though?"</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">"Because it's his <i>state, </i>of course!" </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><br /></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><i>In that same basement, only God knows when:</i></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">"Well, I took Seated Liberty to the prom."</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">"Really? How'd you manage that?"</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">"I got her the best shield that money could buy. This one is pure gold!"</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">"Pure gold? She must really be willing to get serious with you!"</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">"Oh yeah."</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">"Well, tell me more, you fool!"</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">"All I can say is: just get her a shield of anything and she'll go out with ya."</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">"What about Standing Liberty?"</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">"I think she's still recovering from when she got swarmed in 1917. So, I went with Seated, and she's the thriller."</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">"I think you are crazy."</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><br /></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">These might not make much sense, but if you think about them, they can really be funny. Hopefully these enlighten the day! <img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie2" alt=";)" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" /></span>[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>
[QUOTE="The Half Dime, post: 25277760, member: 153164"]I've recently come up with a sequel to my original coin joke thread. Here are some new ones: [COLOR=#000000]Overheard in a coin club meeting: "So, how'd your eyes suddenly turn green?" "Well, I looked dead at this nickel graded as PR66, and it had the best green toning in the house. I bought it immediately and literally did not care about the price. It's all I could look at for the next 2 hours, and I called the doctor when my eyes turned green. He is also a coin club member, so he said to bring the coin in, and he told me that my eyes loved it so much that they replicated it." "I guess the hue's on you!" "Exacto. Except I'm now praying that I don't see a blue-toned coin." [I]The coin referenced above is a current coin of mine, and I have no idea who on earth those 2 guys talking were. [/I] [I][/I] What makes the 1939-D nickels uncommon in gem grades but 1950-Ds common? [I]They previously fought over who would go in circulation, and the 1939-D ultimately lost.[/I] [I][/I] [I]Okay, everyone, this is the real reason why Barber coinage started being made. It was because Liberty was tired of sitting in one spot and........... (drumroll)........... doing nothing![/I] Overheard in a bar between people: "Did you see the quarter that crossed the river?" "What, you mean that one that traveled 70 miles yesterday?" "Yeah, he was at a key date convention and he's getting away because he peed his edges." "How could a coin pee its edges, though?" "Because it's his [I]state, [/I]of course!" [I]In that same basement, only God knows when:[/I] "Well, I took Seated Liberty to the prom." "Really? How'd you manage that?" "I got her the best shield that money could buy. This one is pure gold!" "Pure gold? She must really be willing to get serious with you!" "Oh yeah." "Well, tell me more, you fool!" "All I can say is: just get her a shield of anything and she'll go out with ya." "What about Standing Liberty?" "I think she's still recovering from when she got swarmed in 1917. So, I went with Seated, and she's the thriller." "I think you are crazy." These might not make much sense, but if you think about them, they can really be funny. Hopefully these enlighten the day! ;)[/COLOR][/QUOTE]
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