If we switch to word descriptors, like it used to be until 1949, then I will just call everything I own or want to sell "Choice BU" and everything I want to buy "Well Worn and Damaged". There's a story about an old-time coin dealer who was asked the grade of a coin and he answered "It's worth $200." I don't know who it was or if it's apocryphal but I think it encapsulates (pardon the pun) the entire argument for/against/and about grading. OK, I've had my fun. You guys keep on amusing me.