A very poorly counterfeited 1913 nickel in a 25 cent flip. Hand written price on the flip... $12,000,000.00.... Any buyers?
That is an absolutely brilliant thought. With the goofy sense of humor that fellow has, that would be perfect.
Pretty sure 12 million in Monopoly bills would be worth a good bit more than a run of the mill 1913 counterfeit. A lot harder to carry, too. Oh, that's right, they have $500 bills -- you could fit $12 million in a suitcase...