Funny Stuff.....

Only two clean ones? Pathetic! We certainly can do better than that.

A young laddie went courting a delicious young lassie. After a bit of smooching and body parts stroking, he asked her if she liked the gleam in his eye. She responded by telling him that she liked the gleam in his eye, but that she wasn't so certain about the tilt in his kilt.

 

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I'm still waiting for the third clean one...

 

That last one was environmentally sound. Employed only renewable energy. Left absolutely no carbon footprint. How much cleaner can you get than that?

 

the dollar was always there. If they paid a total of $30 and was over paid by $5 then that = $25, which in turn the bellboy kept $2 and gave $1 to each man = $30

or should I asked where did the dollar go to..a dancer?