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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;Detecto92, post: 1757444, member: 75105&quot;]I&#039;m launching a full line of protection for your slabbed coins.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>1st is the slab pouch, which offers up to 500 years of protection for your slab, using a secret gas-stop coating to stop oxygen and other harmful gasses from entering your slab.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>2nd is the pouch bag, which offers protection for your pouches, it&#039;s made of a NASA patent lining that will allow your pouches to survive up to 5000 degrees for 3 days. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>3rd is the bag box, which allows you to safely store your pouch bags in. It&#039;s made of titanium and has a biometric lock on it. Stores up to 20 pouch bags. Waterproof. Drop proof to 1000 feet and can withstand a blast from a MOAB. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The last item is the box vault. We come to your house and dig a 12x12 foot hole in your yard 40 feet deep. We pour fiberglass enriched concrete in sections to make a vault with walls 2 feet thick. A 12 foot ceiling is provided with a 1&quot; thick 3 feet iron access tunnel. There is also a video camera installed to monitor the boxes, and the value is guaranteed to withstand a Hydrogen Bomb. The door to the access tunnel is hidden under a birdbath or a doghouse in order to deter thieves. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But that&#039;s not all. Call within the next 10 minutes and we will include a slablet. Simply drill a small hole in your slab, and you can wear it around this gorgeous steel plated plastic chain made from genuine recycled steel. Impress your friends by wearing your slabbed $20 St. Gaudens around your neck.&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>All of this can be yours for 12 easy payments of $2,220 plus $400 shipping and handling. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>/Sarcasm[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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