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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;Dynoking, post: 4727006, member: 81795&quot;]Your reply made me have to look up the joke; </p><p><br /></p><p>A sheep farmer is tending his flock when a city slicker rolls up in his BMW, hops out and asks, &quot;Hey, if I tell you exactly how many sheep you have, can I take one?&quot; The farmer nods, so the city slicker opens his laptop, calls up some satellite photos, runs some algorithms, and announces, &quot;You have 1,432 sheep.&quot;</p><p><br /></p><p>Impressed, the farmer says, &quot;You&#039;re right. Go ahead and take one.&quot; So the city slicker loads one of the animals into the backseat of the car. &quot;Now,&quot; says the farmer, &quot;I&#039;ll bet all my sheep against your car that I can tell you what you do for a living.&quot;</p><p><br /></p><p>A gaming sort, the city slicker says, &quot;Sure.&quot;</p><p><br /></p><p>&quot;You&#039;re a consultant,&quot; says the farmer.</p><p><br /></p><p>&quot;Wow!&quot; says the consultant. &quot;How&#039;d you know?&quot;</p><p><br /></p><p>&quot;Well,&quot; says the farmer, &quot;you come from nowhere even though I never asked you to. You drive a flash car, and waer a smart suit. You told me something I already knew. And you don&#039;t know anything about my business. Now give me back my dog.&quot;</p><p><br /></p><p>Thanks for the chuckle, silly grin, and a short diversion from today’s problems.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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