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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;midas1, post: 1204925, member: 21309&quot;]&gt;I may be old, but I&#039;m not dead!</p><p><br /></p><p>Very funny story.&nbsp; I think I might have said. &quot;You need to&nbsp; arrest me I&#039;ve been a very bad boy&quot;.&nbsp; <img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie1" alt=":)" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" /></p><p><br /></p><p>Off topic but fun:</p><p><br /></p><p>Many years ago, my employer was sending me all over the country eg, week in Denver next week in San Francisco, then home for a week then out to&nbsp; another city.</p><p>These were the days when some airlines dispensed all you can drink free wine.&nbsp; I remember one free wine flight from the east coast to SF, CA&nbsp; I don&#039;t think was a sober adult passenger when the plane landed in SF.</p><p><br /></p><p>I land at the Dallas airport walk out into the terminal.&nbsp; The first thing i notice are attractive women dressed in white blouses and short red skirts with gun belts around there waists.</p><p>The gun belts are supporting very large, almost Dirty Harry size, revolvers.&nbsp; Security.&nbsp;&nbsp; A really oddly erotic sight. They can secure me anytime.&nbsp; &nbsp; I take a cab to the Dallas Hilton or Dallas Sheraton. </p><p>Don&#039;t remember.&nbsp; (I do remember the hotel food was excellent)&nbsp; Around 8pm&nbsp; I leave my room go down and outside to get something to eat.&nbsp; As I&#039;m going to the door hotel staff stop me and advise me not to go outside because it&#039;s getting dark.&nbsp; I ask why.&nbsp; &quot;There&#039;s a lot of crime downtown these days.&quot;&nbsp; OK, I buy a newspaper and head over to the hotel restaurant.&nbsp; Waiting for my food I&#039;m reading the paper:&nbsp; Officer whomever shot a burglary suspect nine times while he was fleeing the scene.&nbsp; Nine times????&nbsp; That means Officer Whomever had to reload his six shooter or use a spare gun to shoot the suspect nine times.&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p>Don&#039;t mess with Texas.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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