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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;PlanoSteve, post: 3944074, member: 91609&quot;]What did Delaware, asked Virginia?...</p><p>I said, Idaho, but Oprah would know, Alaska!</p><p><br /></p><p>Hawa&#039;ii said Oprah.&nbsp; Ohio!</p><p>…&quot;O&quot; said &quot;last I saw, she wore a brand New Jersey!</p><p>Great, I said, what was the Maine theme?</p><p>I think it was something with the Issippi brand.</p><p>OK, I&#039;ll check with Mississippi, she&#039;ll know!</p><p><br /></p><p>...yes, I remember, Missy said.&nbsp; It was for our new slim fit jeans. I really wanted to see them on Texas, Kansas, &amp; especially Arkansas.&nbsp; They&#039;re an Amazon fit! (Note: They&#039;re pretty pricey, like they&#039;re made of &quot;Au&quot;...but they&#039;re only &quot;Argentina&quot; <img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie8" alt=":D" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" />)</p><p><br /></p><p>Later...Well &quot;O&quot;, I found out they advertised Mississippi&#039;s jeans.</p><p>How ironic, said &quot;O&quot;...I tried a pair last week, but California&#039;d them!&nbsp; I was making a batch of Turkey Chile, Russian around trying to find the Oregon-o <img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie1" alt=":)" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" />).&nbsp; Iran to the cabinet, slipped on Greece &amp; broke the China I was going to serve it on, tearing a hole in them.&nbsp; Irish I hadn&#039;t ruined them, they&#039;re like Au.&nbsp; I put them in the trash, but my dog, Diana got hold of them, &amp; well...now they&#039;re Indiana.</p><p><br /></p><p>Well, Virginia, I spoke to &quot;O&quot;, and...</p><p><br /></p><p>&quot;O&quot;? I want to talk to her, where is she?</p><p><br /></p><p>Go West Virginia!&nbsp; She&#039;s in Chicago (look for &quot;chicken in the car &amp; the car can&#039;t go&quot;!).</p><p><br /></p><p>[USER=10103]@green18[/USER], hope you don&#039;t miss this one;&nbsp; &amp; thank you Wild Turkey! <img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie59" alt=":joyful:" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" /><img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie59" alt=":joyful:" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" /><img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie59" alt=":joyful:" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" /><img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie59" alt=":joyful:" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" /></p><p><br /></p><p>Btw, my agent says I should give up the act, but I&#039;m not so sure.&nbsp; <img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie3" alt=":(" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" /><img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie5" alt=":confused:" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" /><img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie6" alt=":cool:" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" /><img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie7" alt=":p" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" />[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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