I have about 50 eBay reviews so far. This one is the most disturbing: "Danke für die angenehme/problemlose Transaktion. Ausgezeichneter Käufer. Note 1" I'm assuming it is some threat laced with racial slurs. I'm beside myself.
Google Translate is your friend - Thank you for the pleasant / unproblematic transaction. Excellent buyer. Note 1
You have quite the small mind, Gregg. Moon man language? Remember, not everyone in the world speaks English. I hope you didn't respond to the seller with the attitude you had when you posted here.
Ich fürchte, OPs trockener Sinn für Humor geht in Ihrem Englisch-Englisch-Übersetzungsprozess verloren.
I have received several private messages informing me that language is a dialect of moon-man language known as Germoon.