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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;tjenkins_1983, post: 265120, member: 8167&quot;]My take on something like that:</p><p><br /></p><p>(Idiot walks into coin shop)</p><p><br /></p><p>Idiot: How much is this penny worth?</p><p><br /></p><p>Dealer: Oh, we usually buy them for 25 cents or so and sell them for a buck or two. </p><p><br /></p><p>Idiot: WHAT!? The pretty red book I have says they go for $70!</p><p><br /></p><p>Dealer: Well, that would be the case if it were in mint condition, but it&#039;s not. </p><p><br /></p><p>Idiot: What if I cleaned it up?</p><p><br /></p><p>Dealer: If you cleaned it, it would be worth even less. </p><p><br /></p><p>Idiot: You&#039;re just trying to scam me!</p><p><br /></p><p>Dealer: I don&#039;t even want to buy it, how could I be trying to scam you?</p><p><br /></p><p>Idiot: (Picks his nose and tries to think) Screw you! I&#039;ll just go put it on eBay. We&#039;ll see who knows what they&#039;re talking about!</p><p><br /></p><p>Dealer: Have a nice day, sir.</p><p><br /></p><p>(Idiot sits at computer looking at his auction that didn&#039;t sell wondering what went wrong. Meanwhile, picks his belly button and sniffs his finger.)</p><p><br /></p><p>D&#039;OH![/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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