Hi buddie! I'm sure glad you like me. Your posts are so interesting and thought provoking. Just saying...
Of course. By the way, I just finished 34 laps and you haven't entered the water yet. Come on old man, you can't allow an older man beat your butt. Move it already.
SCUBA gear voids the contest. You forfeit according to rule #1 which states: Any device or form thereof which aids in the supply of oxygen when used in the act of swimming, in any of its forms, constitutes a violation of rule #1 and the perpetrator is, therefor, permanently disqualified. Additionally, this rule is the sole rule and cannot be changed for any reason, nor are any exceptions allowed.