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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;Numis-addict, post: 1464101, member: 35784&quot;]when chuck norris steps in water, he doesn&#039;t get wet, the water gets chuck norris!</p><p><br /></p><p>chuck norris died in 2000, but death has just been affraid to come get him.</p><p><br /></p><p>Chuck norris is Walker, Texas Ranger.</p><p><br /></p><p>Chuck norris&#039;s tears can cure cancer. unfortunately, he has never cried.</p><p><br /></p><p>Chuck norris counted to infinity...&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; twice!</p><p><br /></p><p>Underneath chuck norris&#039;s beard, theres not a chin, just another fist.</p><p><br /></p><p>when chuck norris does push ups, he doesn&#039;t push himself up, he pushes the earth down.</p><p><br /></p><p>Chuck norris is the only person who can kick you in the back of the face.</p><p><br /></p><p>There is a simple solution to secure the border: Chuck norris</p><p><br /></p><p>have I made my case? I did not look this up, this is from memory.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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