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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;ontime1969, post: 795850, member: 19596&quot;]......excellent.........</p><p><br /></p><p>A few of my fav chuck jokes, there are hundreds of them.<font face="Verdana"></font></p><p><font face="Verdana"><br /></font></p><p><font face="Verdana"></font><i>[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]<font size="2"><font face="Verdana">When you open&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.</font></font>[/FONT]<b>[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]<font size="2"></font></b></i></p><p><i><b><font size="2">&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </font>[/FONT]</b></i></p><p><i>When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool he does not get wet, water gets Chuck Norris. </i></p><p><i><br /></i></p><p><i>Darth Vader dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween. </i></p><p><br /></p><p>:bow:[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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