Coin without any number/figure?

Erol just became the fifth person I've put on ignore the last two days. I've just had enough of this infantile foolishness.

 

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Ignoring things that you don't know is easy, whether it is Erol or One Cent...

(Money is One Cent ... Proof here: https://forum.wordreference.com/threads/how-much-or-how-many-for-money.3356019/)

 

Who had said "Erol, your English is incomprehensible" ? Can answer this?

These are what are said:

Money is UNcountable... "How MUCH money"

Currency is Countable... "How MUCH currency"

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66/124 of these posts are from the OP

 

So ?

 

67/126

 

So, you know to count.

You can also count and answer this

 

I thought you liked numbers. BTW, do you collect coins?

 

There was someone whose name was Nasreddin Hodja, claimed to live about 800 years ago, but, I don't think there was such a real person, someones have attributed their stories to him, so, collective humorous philosopher folks. One of stories:

Someones asked Hodja if he knows how to play Saz (a Turkic musical instrument),
-Yes, answered the Hodja
And they give a Saz to the Hodja to prove.
He began to play.
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII....
Same note, same string, over and over.
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII....
After a few minutes, people stopped Hodja's playing,
-Hodja, this is not the correct way of playing the saz, you play the same note. The saz players move their fingers up and down, play on different strings!
-Well, I know why they go up and down and try all different strings.
-Why is that?
-They're looking for *this* note that I allready found...

 

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! It's a Turkish ploy to drive us all insane! What in Heavens name is this rant all about? More ramblings of either a madman or someone randomly putting words together.

 

Dear Jesus!!! You just don't get it, unless it's possible that you Erol are SilverSearcher come back to haunt us with ramblings instead of endless videos of opening rolls of halve dollars.

 

Erol ramblings by DR Seuss
1cent, 2cent
Blue cent red cent Sam I am
Green eggs and Ham for many moneys
Why many not much Sam I am
I said 1cent for ham and 2cent for green eggs, why do question blue cent to green or 1cent for red.
Sorry Sam not many or much money's

Ahhhhhh......!!!!!!

 

Brother Dave Gardner - Southern comedian - Little David And His Harp

 

Coin related.

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In his dream some people gave the Hodja nine gold coins, but Hodja wanted ten. So he refused them. Suddenly he awoke and saw that his hands were empty. So he quickly closed his eyes again and said: It's okay, I'll take the nine coins.

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While Hodja was working as a judge, two men appeared in the court. One was the stingy cook, the other one was a poor man. The stingy cook started to speak first:
Hodja! I want to sue this man. I was cooking bean soup in front of my shop. The steam of the food was coming up from the side of the pot. This man came with a loaf of bread in his hand. He started eating chunks of bread by holding them in the steam coming from the pot. And in the end he ate the whole bread. I asked him to pay the money for the bean soup steam but he didn’t pay me.
Nasreddin Hodja listened to the cook carefully, then turned to the poor man and asked him:
Is that true?
Yes, said the poor man.
Then take your purse out.
The poor man couldn’t argue with Hodja. He handed over his purse to the Hodja which only had a few coins inside. Then Hodja called the cook near him. He held the purse close to the cook’s ear and started shaking the purse. Then he said:
There! You got what you asked for.
The cook asked confused:
How could this be possible? You haven’t given me my money yet.
Hodja replied:
Come on now, if you sell the steam of the food, then you are paid with the sound of the coins in return, of course.

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When the Hodja was repairing the roof a man called him from below.
What do you want said the Hodja.
Come down for just a minute, he said. I'll tell you something!
The Hodja got down and the man said: Can you lend me some money?
Come, said the Hodja, for just a minute up above.
The man came with him onto the roof and the Hodja said:
I have no money!

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The End.

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In (One Cent) Coin we Trust
(void where prohibited by law and void where no profited by boss.)

 

Finally! Something that makes sense!

 

erm..."...makes 1cents"?

 

So many of these tales sound like others I have heard from different sources perhaps we are tapping into the 1 cent of the universe.

 

Done that... (I recommend you to read that post, last post by "garipx" there)
https://forum.wordreference.com/threads/how-much-or-how-many-for-money.3356019/page-2

 

Not a chance ol' Buckaroo 1cent.

 

Indeed. There is no chance in 1cent.