Ohhh...I like the Fat Hawker. He's sorta like the "Ed McMahan" of coins. "HA! HA! HA! ...you are CORRECT, sir!"
If you pay face, or even slightly more, you could always hand them out in change. Someone with (grand)kids might like a few for gifts, and the (grand)kids might give you more business in the future. And it won't gather dust.