Coin Talks language rules

Love Tennessee Ernie Ford!!!

 

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Well bless your little pea-picking heart...

 

Great, now how am I supposed to wipe off the back of my screen?

 

I think this guy may have gone to BYU, so I'm sure he had plenty of other vocabulary laid in.

 

Son of a nutcracker - I think that originated from the movie Elf

 

From the movie Johnny Dangerously:

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From the gum commercial “ you lint licker”” lol. Always makes me laugh!!!

 

It is... at the bottom, third group of words

 

Tim Hawkins is a fantastic clean Christian standup comedian and he did a whole bit basically on that list, plus several dozen more. This is a great clip:

 

I won't say I don't swear, but I don't swear much. And when you get into the habit of not swearing, you really notice how much some other people swear. I mean I have met people who I don't believe had more than a couple dozen words in their entire vocabulary, and most of them were swear words. Plus a few conjunctions to help them string them together. I have a cousin who I don't believe can utter an entire sentence that doesn't contain the unacceptable alternative for "frig" or some derivation thereof. [sarcasm] Makes him really great to have at family gatherings.[/sarcasm] (And he has a temper problem which just makes it worse.)

 

...and George Carlin had the "10 Words You Can't Say On TV"...look it up

 

But the real talent comes in being able to use all ten in one sentence!