[CLOSED] I'm conducting a contest, but it's a secret.

This is the best contest ever, you just don't realize it because you don't understand the rules.

 

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I don't care who ya are, that's funny right there.

1st RULE: You do not talk about this contest.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about this contest.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the contest is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a contest.
5th RULE: One contest at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes, no bluetooth keyboards, no ticking off cpmball.
7th RULE: The contest will go on as long as it has to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at the contest, you HAVE send everyone here a silver quarter.

 

Im conducting a contest... But it's a secret...
Hmmmmm...

 

I think the magic word is "please".

So, Please send me the prize .

 

I win because I met someone who's friend learned from Bruce lee who was in a movie with chuck Norris. Thus, I am related to chuck Norris in 4 steps.

 

Could give a blasted damn if I win or not.......

 

I think the secret is out

 

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog! In case the secret is a pangram.

 

Thanks for the contest!

 

OK,

I think I got it, I gave you the 999th and 1000nd Likes.

999th is ok because I liked the post.
1000ndth is unwarranted, I did not like the post but I wanted to win

so, did I win

 

"You are what you say you are"! That phrase can sum up the explanation for why Einstein and other important people were so successful.

 

Albert Einstein and other great people knew "The Secret". That is why I just posted that.

 

I'm lost, confused, and so asking......"what is the purpose"? Why the devil keep it all a secret? Why ask Why? And why the devil am I responding? Bourbon............

 

Agent 007

 

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Congrats on 1000 likes, Chris!

You're well liked, but that's no secret!

 

Sacramento

 

Ancient coins,
Error coins,
Sets of every type!

As all the kinds
Flit through my mind
I'm caught up in the hype!

A Numismatist
I call myself.
My job is never done!

I go to my table
Whenever I'm able
And have myself some fun!




Whatever, guys. !*eyewin*!

 

Did I win what wasn't there to win? Did I answer the question that was never asked? Did I have a dream last night that I was in 5th grade, at school in my underwear?

 

I'm old enough to remember them!