This coin is a completely normal buffalo nickel that spent time in the ground... I literally have seen thousands of coins that look just like this one... It's worth a quarter at best.
Nobody is furious except maybe you. Did you read what the Mod asked you below? I'd say you've been called to the carpet. Did you read what LD said below? To steal a line from you. haha
Don't flatter yourself. Sorry, what I meant to say was "Oh, my, yes, you've certainly gotten everyone's goat with this post! You've succeeded so well that there's really no reason to post any further."