Just watched an old Andy Griffith show, and it started out with Barney wanting to make some more money. Andy suggested he take up coin collecting! Said he could make some real money there. He pulled out a nickel from his desk and said he had a nickel with the buffalo facing the wrong way. Of course that got Barney all excited, until he compared it to his and realized Andy was tricking him. You see, Barney was facing Andy, who asked him which way his buffalo was facing. And then Andy said his buffalo was facing the other way. And of course Barney bought it until he went to stand next to Andy and saw the nickels together. Too bad Barney didn't have the good folks here to set him straight!
Wait. What?!? Reminds you of your grandmother, and you called her a ‘babe’?!? I’ve know of MILF, but GILF?!? Lol