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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;Sallent, post: 2909181, member: 76194&quot;]Over 1,750 years after ending his gig as Roman Emperor, Aurelian has decided to pack his bags, book his flight, and head down to <strike>sunny</strike> rainy South Florida.</p><p><br /></p><p>The former Emperor could not be reached for comments, although presumably he might want to retire to a place where the median age is 1,700 years and bingo is the state&#039;s official sport.</p><p><br /></p><p>And if the thrill seeking Emperor (who is famous for his boundless energy) decides he needs some excitement to keep his 1,800 year old bones in shape, Miami Beach offers plenty of legal and slightly less than legal entertainment to keep him busy. For example, the Emperor could take time to hone his salsa dance skills at the world famous Coco&#039;s Nightclub, or take a cruise down Ocean Drive.</p><p><br /></p><p>However, Governor Rick Scott has warned the former Emperor to keep his genocidal tendencies in check, as it is the state&#039;s official policy to welcome Germanic invaders (tourists) flush with Euros, and reminded Aurelian that Florida is a death penalty state.</p><p><br /></p><p>We will update this story as we get further developments.</p><p><br /></p><p>[ATTACH=full]702113[/ATTACH]</p><p>Aurelian (270 - 275 A.D.)</p><p>Æ Antoninianus</p><p>O: IMP C AVRELIANVS AVG, Radiate and cuirassed bust right.</p><p>R: ORIENS AVG , Sol advancing left, raising right hand, globe in left, flanked by two captives at feet, txxt in ex</p><p>Ticinum Mint 2nd Emission. 3rd Officina</p><p>3.81g</p><p>RIC 151[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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