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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;EyeEatWheaties, post: 975644, member: 26972&quot;]Now for fun .&nbsp; Who doesn&#039;t like a good ol&#039; sacrificial offering to the great TPG in the sky?</p><p><br /></p><p>First we need a sacrificial lamb.&nbsp;&nbsp; Hmmmm&nbsp;&nbsp; I know!&nbsp; Grandma like to keep all her things polished like shiny new including her birth year.&nbsp; Grandma, forgive me, you knew not what you were doing.&nbsp; You destroyed any value your birth year penny might have had. SO if you don&#039;t mind - I&#039;d like to give Ol&#039; Abe a suntan.&nbsp; I know, I know it&#039;s just so pretty, but believe it or not, this shiny penny makes grown men mad. They say you ruined it.</p><p><br /></p><p><b>Bring the worthless defective lamb to the alter! </b></p><p><br /></p><p>Hence the lamb..............</p><p><br /></p><p><img src="http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z242/papasteeze/Coins/1919sLincolnwhizzed.jpg" class="bbCodeImage wysiwygImage" alt="" unselectable="on" /></p><p><br /></p><p>Hmmmmm&nbsp; ..&nbsp;&nbsp; MS63RD&nbsp; Maybe I should list this baby on eBay and get 3 or 4 bills for it.&nbsp; Nope can&#039; t do that, it would be unethical.&nbsp; So,&nbsp; time to prepare the alter, time to get the tools ready for the slow, yet painless sacrifice.</p><p><br /></p><p><b>Preparing Tools and The Alter:</b></p><p><br /></p><p><img src="http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z242/papasteeze/Coins/DoctorsTools.jpg" class="bbCodeImage wysiwygImage" alt="" unselectable="on" /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>First - We lightly wash the lamb in soap and rinse with cold water, while carefully adhering to the ritual of not touching the subject to be sacrificed.</p><p><br /></p><p>Next - We douse the lamb with a highly flammable toxic solvent to make sure the lamb is free of all impurities thereby making sure it is as pure as the day it was born.</p><p><br /></p><p>Now..&nbsp; The sacrifice begins.&nbsp; first is to torture the little bugger by suspending it a noxious amount of NH3 fumes for 30 minutes or just until the lamb starts to turn blue..</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>Okay this is getting silly.&nbsp; Yes - no?&nbsp;&nbsp; Should I continue?&nbsp; &nbsp; Who wants to see the rest of the sacrifice?</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>To be continued:[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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