Always Wanted One Of These

So a neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?" Bartender says, "For you? No charge."

I tell only bad science jokes because all the good ones argon.

 

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"We don't serve your kind here."
A Tachyon walks into a bar.

 

Science Geeks...........Youse guys is hilarious.

 

I'll bet that no one uses these as pocket pieces.

 

The beginning of all that craziness. Those always caught my eye. Enjoy

 

You people are nuts

 

I did at one time, but that was in the late 60's. Had a few I had made at Oak Ridge.

 

Wow, you guys! I have one of these beasties in a miscellaneous box in a 2x2 somewhere. Now to find it.

 

Look for the box that glows in the dark

 

I'm having as much fun with the "Nuke Kurt until he glows" concept, but he's really been at no risk...

https://www.orau.org/ptp/collection/medalsmementoes/dimes.htm

According to this, 90.9% of the Ag-108m decays to Palladium 108: http://www.nucleide.org/DDEP_WG/Nuclides/Ag-108m_tables.pdf

So the most sophisticated of assays might (or might not) detect a few atoms of Palladium as proof the dime was irradiated.

 

You calling Kurt an ASSay?

 

The hole thing. But he's our hole and we love him just the way he is...

 

Let me know if this is too “graphic” for you.

 

Love it

 

OK... OK..... So a bull walks into a bar..........

 

Here's your Sin.