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<p>[QUOTE="Paddy54, post: 2531474, member: 19250"]Dateline September 29 2016</p><p><br /></p><p>The U.S. Mint today announced that they will follow in the snowshoes of our neighbors of the "Great White North"</p><p>In conjunction with the BEP ,the mint will now cease mintage of all one cent coins,as well as dollar coins and notes.</p><p>In place the US Government will pay the RCM to mint a new version of the looney and toonie . This will save the United States Government millions every year! The penny now so obsolete that even fountains have refused them being tossed in. They will be replaced with rounding up or down on the cost of an item. So as an example you buy your 3 year old son a happy meal, at Mc D's old cost $4.79. The new retail will be $10. As the pimple faced employees just don't grasp rounding up or down. After all rounding is taught in 3rd grade math.</p><p>The two new coins replacing the dollar note and the two dollar bill with "not" have images of dead presidents.</p><p>Instead they will have an images of both the house and senate members. This is being done to unite the country buy spending in a bipartisanship way. </p><p>Both the loonie and toonie will be struck featuring members of both parties. Third party members will have a special coin minted called a loonietoons . Not to be confused with Saturday morning cartoons.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>
[QUOTE="Paddy54, post: 2531474, member: 19250"]Dateline September 29 2016 The U.S. Mint today announced that they will follow in the snowshoes of our neighbors of the "Great White North" In conjunction with the BEP ,the mint will now cease mintage of all one cent coins,as well as dollar coins and notes. In place the US Government will pay the RCM to mint a new version of the looney and toonie . This will save the United States Government millions every year! The penny now so obsolete that even fountains have refused them being tossed in. They will be replaced with rounding up or down on the cost of an item. So as an example you buy your 3 year old son a happy meal, at Mc D's old cost $4.79. The new retail will be $10. As the pimple faced employees just don't grasp rounding up or down. After all rounding is taught in 3rd grade math. The two new coins replacing the dollar note and the two dollar bill with "not" have images of dead presidents. Instead they will have an images of both the house and senate members. This is being done to unite the country buy spending in a bipartisanship way. Both the loonie and toonie will be struck featuring members of both parties. Third party members will have a special coin minted called a loonietoons . Not to be confused with Saturday morning cartoons.[/QUOTE]
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