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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;Mikjo0, post: 125087, member: 3565&quot;]Little Benjamin was a short,unattractive man with a long unkempt beard.One day,while strolling along a deserted beach,he found a gold Spanish escudo that had washed in from the tide.Unknown to him,it was a magic coin and as he rubbed it,a genie appeared and granted him any wish he desired.Never having had a girlfriend,Benjamin requested a beautiful woman to marry.The genie told him that this would be done but with one stipulation,he must never shave off his beard and if he were ever to do so,he would immediately be turned into a Grecian urn for all eternity.....Years passed and the promise was forgotten,combined with the nagging of his still stunning wife to shave,he finally submitted and immediately was transformed into a 4 foot tall brass urn with pictures of little bearded Greek soldiers prancing around the rim.</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>Moral of the story...A Benny shaved is a Benny urned.</p><p><br /></p><p>P.S.this is not an official contest entry,the subject matter just reminded me of this old &quot;shaggy dog&quot; joke[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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