Could be that every Boothe ancestor has been taught at an early age, since 1909, what to do with every cent they come across
Or perhaps they're the ones saving Lincolns from certain doom, you know, just like Edwin did for klutzy young Robert? Sic semper tyrannis....
Don't be so quick to laugh, dear sir; "wand" isn't so far off... http://www.loc.gov/pictures/resource/highsm.04710/