NO DEALS, I don't want to prove you wrong. Besides, you all ready proved that yourself. They're keepers, because they're a different variety of coins than just a greasy mistake.
Post Mint Damage is jargon, but not in the RED BOOK as a ligitimate abbreviation "PMD". But you can google it though. https://coins.thefuntimesguide.com/pmd/
Found this a minute ago made me think of this thread...it's my LI8ERTY coin, copper is very manipulative
Copper Cents should normally weigh 3.11 grams. But they can have a +/- weight difference. Yours is within weight tolerance.
I look back at this and think what the 773H was I thinking, lolz. I apologize for being a stinker, but then again it's funny, hahaha!