Oh you're so misguided. Listen to @baseball21 he's giving you good advice in this case.
Home built trommel? ;)
See now that's how I know you're fibbing. If you said the half-life was 4 years to coincide with the dollars value I'd believe you. ;)
Full refund.
The ONLY guaranteed delivery is USPS Express Overnight. The 'second slowest' as you stated is once again only the average delivery time.
With all the luck you've had recently, I'd say this barely sets you back, ohh I don't know, 25¢ ;)
With those pix? No opinion from me, harsh or otherwise. Come on, clear, full frame, enlarged, decent lighting. You get the 'picture', right? ;)
Just for the record, USPS specifically states EXPECTED Delivery dates, not guaranteed dates for this level of paid service.
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