Like playing intramural basketball (not varsity) in High School.
I make the same blasted mistake, at times.
Looks like someone was having a bit of fun with an acetylene torch.......
I don't trust the security dude........Where's the 'Brinks' truck?
Shoot fellas, I don't 'kiss and tell'......
Wrap the bloody thing in a bit of bubble wrap (tightly adhered), place it in a box with paper padding and send the bloody thing off on its' way.
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