On my lunch break I was looking at my Facebook profile to check on messages sent to me concerning my daughters birthday today! When I was done I started to visit some other Facebook pages that I'm a member off. I saw this post that was absolutely hilarious! I laughed so hard and you probably will also! Read it and enjoy
Mercury will adhere to silver. When I was a kid, and silver coins circulated, I'd rub a small drop of mercury on a silver coin, and it would look like a proof! In a week, though, it would turn dull and not so proofy.
Write back and tell him that you are an established expert at containing the Mercury and would be glad to handle the problem for him.
The only way you can contain these are by sending them to my secret lab! The fate of the world is in your hands!!!
can't fix stupid but sometimes you can sedate it. Go Figure! Everyone know the planet is so close to the Sun and is so hot nobody could get there to get the stuff anyways.
I’m rolling on the floor and it hurts so bad but that’s because I’m laughing too hard. Please make it stop.