Today is my un-birthday.

A very merry un-birthday to you, to you...

 

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Does that mean you are getting younger?

 

Bueller?.... Bueller.?... Bueller?....

 

Yeah, there comes a time when counting backwards is advantageous. I said the same a month ago when I hit 60.
Happy un-birthday

 

Un-happy bir... er, um, happy un-birthday, then!

 

It's not my birthday! It's my un-birthday. Only the older members will remember the "un-birthday" song:

Statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday
One birthday every year
But there are three hundred and sixty-four unbirthdays
That is why we've gathered here to cheer:

A very merry unbirthday to you, to you
A very merry unbirthday to you, to you
It's great to drink to someone
And I guess that you will do
A very merry unbirthday to you!

A very merry unbirthday to us, to us
A very merry unbirthday to us, to us
If there are no objections
Let it be unanimous
A very merry unbirthday to us!

A very merry unbirthday to me (to who?)
A very merry unbirthday to me (to you?)
Let's all congratulate me
With a present I agree
A very merry unbirthday to me!

A very merry unbirthday to all, to all
A very merry unbirthday to all, to all
Let's have a celebration
Hire a band and rent a hall
A very merry unbirthday
A very merry unbirthday
A very merry unbirthday to all!

 

I decided to be a smartdonkey and say something about my birthday, by counting days instead of years. (Yes, saying how many days old I am will let you calculate my actual birthday. Please don't abuse the power.)

By a VERY VERY SPOOKY coincidence, if I count today in the interval, that number is... 216000.

Factor it out, and you find that it's 2^5 x 3^3 x 5^2 -- a perfect palindrome! Sort of.

Never mind year counts. Imma go look for a cake. A nice round one.

 

The best way to ensure a long life is to have lots of birthdays.

 

A whole bunch of years ago..... No, I mean a few years back .... When my wife turned thirty I made a great big sign, "First Annual 29th Birthday Party".... For years, I would cross out first and paint second, third or whatever on it.... That sheet of plywood worked mighty hard over the years.

 

Can I collect you? I don't have any of those palominos in my barn.

 

Round? Try pi (sic) instead of cake.

 

I used 29.1, 29.2, and so on. The maddest my wife ever was is when I gave her a Happy Quarter Century card on her 25th birthday.

 

Sure, but I'm only good for this one day. Sort of like a Zincoln.

 

Sounds like he may be laminating.

 

Gettin ready to celebrate 4 generations within a day around here. I am the late one. The other three generations were born on the same day.
4 minutes is all that separates us.

Gemini's rule!

 

Sorry, never heard of it, but enjoy your i birthday cake and ice cream. Don’t forget to open all you unbirthday gifts.

 

I prefer to count my birthdays. If I start counting my un-birthdays I get waaaay too old too quick.

 

boogum or bandersnatch??

 

Looks like @Insider has been watching too many Barney reruns

BTW: the in laws had this record on a 45 and played it for the kids when they were little.

 

Don't you need Pi (pie) to calculate round?