Hey everyone! Ok, this is a quick, different contest I'm going to hold. First one to make me laugh wins.... whether you just tell a joke on here or a funny picture etc... The prize is a random buffalo nickel. Nothing big, just fun, quick and easy. It's quite hard to make me actually laugh, so lets seeeeee! Good luck PS. If you REALLY make me laugh, I'll throw in a few other old US coins and yes I will be honest :smile * 3 tries per person
Late last night I slew my wife, Stretched her on the parquet flooring; I was loath to take her life, But I had to stop her snoring.
try #2 Willie, playing hide-and-seek, Slipped and drowned and dammed the creek. The pool is dandy in a drought, Father’s stocking it with trout.
There once was a man from Belfast... Oops, that one won't fly here. This photo always makes me giggity:
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.” She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?” A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”.
Thanks for the contest. This is (literally) my wife's profile picture on facebook The truth And Finally [video=youtube;CEAc0XV0hnM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEAc0XV0hnM[/video]
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you 800 dollars to drop that towel that you have on." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars and leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the 800 dollars he owes me?"
If you don't laugh at 1:25, there's no hope for you! [video=youtube;uvYxXBMqEOM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvYxXBMqEOM[/video]
I don't usually laugh, but this video is cute: [video=youtube;RrpAqQ56wWM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrpAqQ56wWM[/video]
