Nice funnel! As a mechanic, always keep one in your vehicle. Spilling oil all over your engine is like nails on a chalkboard to me. They dont really make metal ones anymore. It would probably clean up well with a metal brush and still be useable.
You ended up with a bunch of shizzle but that's ok. I have faith in you, besides the squeaky wheel always gets the grease. That means, you're probably gonna find something really good soon!