I was examining my tiny coin collection (only five coins) today, and I was getting ready to put it away when I remembered that I had a recently-minted Lincoln cent in my shirt pocket. I took it out and compared it with the two Lincoln cents of my small collection - a 1931D in Extremely Fine, and a 1916S in Very Fine - and sure enough! - The new Lincoln, a 2002D in Almost Uncirculated, appears as a stereotyped homosexual! There is no mistaking this effect! Go ahead! Get off your couch and pay a visit to your local coin dealer. Have him show you an old Lincoln cent and a new one. Use a loupe. Examine each Lincoln carefully. Go back and forth between the two coins. When examining the new coin, look at the eyes. Look at the beard and mouth. Notice how the beard turns up at the end. You will be left with no alternative but to conclude that the United States Mint is making Lincoln out to be a homosexual.
