How to annoy CRH'ers

(Me dumping half dollars into coin machine)

Lady currently being waited on by a teller walks over to me.

"Are those silver coins you're dumping in there?"

I should have said, "Yeah! It's worth thousands of dollars, I'm too stupid to realize it, and no, you can't buy them."

 

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Do you really want to annoy a CRH'er?

Bank "I'm sorry sir, but we had to add a premium for every roll requested by a non-commercial client because we keep getting coins dumped on us."

Customer "I don't do that! I dump them at other banks."

Bank "Yeah, and their customers dump them on us!"

Chris

 

You forgot to add "Here's Your Sign"! LOL

 

I wish I could think faster when confronted with situations like this.

I should have been like: "Uh, I dunno. They're all, like, OLD and stuff. I got them from my grand-dad's sock drawer. They sound funny when I drop them."

(as I put the last one in the machine, much to their horror)

 

I have had people come up to me when I have had large amounts of coin being dumped into the machine at the credit union and start asking questions. I speak a foreign language so I just tell them in a heavy accent I don't speak very good Engrish.

 

Ahhhhhhh I have som many stories to tell.... Which one should I choose. Ok well if you really want to annoy a CRH be inconsistent. Case in point, there was this PNC bank I used to go to. One day they changed their policy so only bank wrapped rolls could be sold to customers. Ok fine whatever, but right around that time they got this new teller. And of course me being the money stealing jerk that I am, I asked him if I could have customer wrapped rolls. There was one other teller working at the time, but she was preoccupied with something. I bought them and went on my way. A couple days later I go back, same guy same deal. Next time I go they say they can't sell me rolls anymore! They say commercial accounts only. Fine whatever their are other banks around. Every now and then I would stop in and ask for half dollars and the like, and I guess one time is asked to roll. They came out and gave them to me like it was nothing! All this time I couldn't search your coins but now it's ok!! I was more then upset because the bank brought some pretty good Hal's thought the days!