All right.... now it's official. I just bought this vintage Americana lunchbox for $15 shipped to keep coin supplies in. Thanks to @eddiespin for the comment that led me to search.
Funny, now I'll actually have a reason for the random name. When I created the account I couldn't think of anything so I looked over and saw this on my desk and went with it.
I guess now I just have to hope it doesn't make all my flips smell like a fifty year old ham sandwich.
*I* would have bought that! The one with the decoupage coin clippings is super neat, too. I agree that the first picture in the OP needs to become your new avatar. (That's a lovely NS Seated dime, but, considering your username...)