Coin/Numismatic Jokes

As you can see, there's one right in my signature.

What's a coin collectors favorite breakfast cereal?
Wheaties

What's a REAL coin collector's favorite breakfast cereal?
Stale Cheerios, from boxes that were made 15 years ago
(You get that one?)

 

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Not exactly a joke, but yesterday I was driving down the road and the road crews had recently repainted "school zone" on the street but it was slightly off from the previous painting. My first thought was doubled die!

 

Is this a reference to those fancy Sacagaweas? If so, I love it! I still like your signature line joke better though.

 

What's a coin collectors favorite band?
The Eagles

 

It indeed is.

 

Well this coin collectors favorite type of music is heavy metal. Kind of fitting

 

Rock on with Yap money.

 

Okay, this is in the realm of being coin related (kind of bullion related?):

What's a pirate's favorite element on the periodic table?


























Gold!
And you were expecting it to be arrrrrgon...

 

Biggest joke in numismatics is the error forum.

 

Q. What's the difference between a TV coin salesman and a bucket of cow manure?

A. The bucket.

 

sad, but true

 

This is kinda sorta coin related...

Why did the football coach go to the bank?






To get a quarter back!





Why did the football coach go to the post office?







To get a dime package!

And that is all I learned in the second grade.

 

What kind of horse is depicted on the reverse of the Delaware state quarter?

A Quarter Horse...of course!

Bruce